A ninety year old aboriginal elder was being interviewed by 'Welfare' officials .
One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."
In your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The elder aboriginal replied:
"When white fella found the land, black fellas were running it. There were:
No taxes, No debt, No credit card,
No women gossip, No loose women,
Plenty kangaroo, Plenty fish,
Women did all the work,
Medicine man free,
Aboriginal man spent all day hunting and fishing,
All night having sex."
Then the elder smiled: "Only white fella bloody stupid enough to think he could improve a system like that."